"Is… is that supposed to be some sort of riddle?"
This is exactly the image that popped into my head when I tried thinking of this question from Smirk’s perspective… how could I not draw it?!
The main difference in how we reacted is that he doesn’t have the irresistible urge to watch Star Trek films now…
I was digging through some of the professors older posts and found this masterpiece. Gotta love it.
this gets funnier every year
The year is 2042. Your daughter is awkwardly silent as she eats her dinner. “Something wrong sweetie?” She sighs and puts down her fork. “I was digging really deep in AO3 last night…Why didn’t you finish that coffee shop au?” It happened. Your past has come back to haunt you. Nay, it never truly left.
You better hide, nopony knows what’s going to happen next!!!
GOD DAMNIT! BANANAPIE STOP MAKING T-BANANOUS. YOU KNOW HOW LETHAL IT IS!
WHAT’S MY GRANDSON’S NAME
ARE THEY A BOY OR A GIRL
PLEASE DO HELP ME
WHY MUST MY HAIR BE GREY
WHICH START POKEMON ARE THEY GOING TO CHOOSE
WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO USE YOUR BIKE INDOORS
WHY WOULD YOU FISH ON GRASS
HOW DO I KNOW YOU’RE GOING TO USE SOMETHING YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE USING
WHY CAN’T THE POKEMART JUST DELIVER THE POKEDEXES TO MY LAB?
WHY DID I CONGRATULATE THE NEW KID ON BEATING THE ELITE 4 AND CHAMPION MORE THAN MY OWN GRANDSON?
WHY DO I KEEP IN TOUCH WITH HIM SO OFTEN?
WHY DO I NEVER DRAW ILLUSTRATIONS ANY MORE? I WAS REALLY GOOD AT THAT.
OH GOD I JUST REMEMBERED THAT ASH WENT BACK IN TIME AND MET ME WHEN I WAS A CHILD SO IT’S HIGHLY PROBABLE THAT ALL MODERN CREATIONS IN POKEMON DATA COLLECTION ARE BASED OFF OF DESIGNS FROM THE FUTURE THAT ASH BROUGHT BACK WITH HIM TO THE PAST WHICH I THEN IMPLEMENTED AND DESIGNED IN THE FUTURE, NOT TO MENTION THE OBVIOUS IMPLICATIONS OF ME MEETING ASH FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THE PAST AND THEN STARTING HIM ON HIS QUEST TO BECOME A POKEMON MASTER WHICH LEAD TO HIM GOING BACK INTO THE PAST TO EVEN MAKE ANY OF THIS POSSIBLE
HOW DO YOU EVEN CATCH 30 GOD DAMN TAUROS AND WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE THEM AT MY HOUSE YOU ASSHOLE?!
WHY ARE THE WALLS WHISPERING TO ME?
enough drama for one day i think
we should talk about discord instead
yes that sounds like a much better idea to me
let’s talk about how rad discord is
You are not even close to being the raddest.
shh only chaos now
WTF IS HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE?!
"Unconditional love" does not appear in the bible"
So? Who gives a shit?
Chimamamda Ngozi Adiche, We Should All Be Feminists
The most powerful thing anyone has ever said to me: “You deserve to take up space.”
Not space as in the area around you though. Space as in spaceship space. Just float around in that bitch. You own it.
How low? This is really convenient, especially in Canada where it’s negative asshole degrees out. Besides, sometimes you do need your phone while walking outside, whether for light or communication or directions.
like i’ve needed to text people while outside several times this week i’d rather not literally risk frostbite to do it
durr hburr techonology is bad fire is scary and thomas edison was a witch
I want that last line on a shirt
I want this shirt